There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's Master card. I'm sure you've all received their applications in
the mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, my life is a product
for others to see. I'm a card carrying representative for The Master's Card.
That's right, The MASTER'S CARD. Let me tell you about it. There are no finance charges,
no payments due. My bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford
the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me. My Name is written on the card for all
to see; twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them all. Let me share some of
them with you... you might want to apply for a personal card yourself. Just for starters
there is UNLIMITED GRACE. That's right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace
you receive from The MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no farther than The
MASTER'S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only" benefits. Want real
joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for The MASTER'S CARD. Want a lasting peace?
Apply for The MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTER'S CARD is perfect for
you. Another great thing about The MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires and will never
be canceled. Once you're a member, you're a member for life... Eternal life, that is.
Membership has its privileges, you know.
So why not apply today? It's only a prayer away..... |
